Twitter, whose business plan, such that it is, has always been something along the lines of “Get big and popular, then just flip the switch and start making money when we feel like it.” There is no switch.
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1. Grow to a billion registered users2. ?3. Profit
Good point! They were so ahead of their time!
Gold: The "Ultimate Bubble" v.31. Collect gold and silver2. ?3. Profit
1. Charge less than cost.2. Make it up on volume.3. Profit!
1. Lay off every employee through the miracle of technology and outsourcing2. ?3. Profit
This business model was predicted by South Park on December 16, 1998.
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The Underpants Gnomes are businessmen of sorts, and they claim to know a lot about corporations, so the boys eagerly ply them for answers.
The Gnomes explain that their three phase business plan is as follows:
1. Collect Underpants
2. ?
3. Profit
You think that's funny? It gets better.
This episode marks the first appearance of Tweek and his parents.
Tweek!!! Hahaha!
1. Grow to a billion registered users
ReplyDelete2. ?
3. Profit
Good point! They were so ahead of their time!
ReplyDeleteGold: The "Ultimate Bubble" v.3
ReplyDelete1. Collect gold and silver
2. ?
3. Profit
1. Charge less than cost.
ReplyDelete2. Make it up on volume.
3. Profit!
1. Lay off every employee through the miracle of technology and outsourcing
ReplyDelete2. ?
3. Profit